Curse

Juno Onuj · Jul 13, 2008, 06:55 PM // 18:55

miskav · Jul 13, 2008, 08:08 PM // 20:08

Lol, I've had some-one say that to me aswell, But in a different context..

Lady Raenef · Jul 13, 2008, 09:45 PM // 21:45

Well, it's not exactly strange, more or less, hilarious. I made a new monk to give the profession a try out. This monk was in Prophecies and I had my friends run me everywhere. I wanted to get her ascended so I took her to the crystal desert. Everyone hates these missions, but I lucky found some person to do them for me for free. The entire time they explained that they are basically the best warrior ever because she (probably a he) had awesome skills. They were running Ursan.

.Bomb! · Jul 14, 2008, 12:11 AM // 00:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Fang

10k Ok U Buy ???
10k Ok U Buy ???
10k Ok U Buy ???
U Buy 10k Ok ???

I've had that same experience

Steps_Descending · Jul 14, 2008, 01:33 AM // 01:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taurucis

Here's what's going on.

The Last Cruzader was basically the target of a begging noob, so he pretended to 'give out" his account details. The real punch line is in the fake password "gullible."

Gullible means "easily fooled"

ah! Was puzzled by the give out part...

fireflyry · Jul 14, 2008, 02:17 AM // 02:17

Strangest....hmmmm.....

I once had a female ele char who was running around in underwear ask me if I was single once only to keep chasing me around Kamadan.They then preceded to spam me with "ur cute", "where r u from" and "how old r u?" messages till I used ignore.

Still guessing the user looked like this:

Other than that the religious nut who spammed me concerning my need for salvation and a change of armor as my vabbian sin chest piece was to satanic for his liking hence I was not only ruining his game but was obviously promoting satan at the same time.

Funnily enough he was a Wammo....no surprises there I guess.

crazybanshee · Jul 14, 2008, 05:01 AM // 05:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireflyry

Strangest....hmmmm.....

Seriously.. I'm friggin blind. Damn you!

Rhamia Darigaz · Jul 14, 2008, 05:35 AM // 05:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by booooYA

Many conversations have led to, "hey let's have cyber sex" when they find out I'm a girl. It's really annoying.

hey, let's have cyber sex

WanderXMono · Jul 14, 2008, 06:23 AM // 06:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chicken Ftw

Not sure which is more fun, coming back from afking to see a wamo dancing on my char, or to a screen full of pms like these. <_<

All I can say is : ROFLMAO

TheRaven · Jul 14, 2008, 10:26 AM // 10:26

I had an amusing pug for the Gates of Kryta mission this weekend. Our leader was begging everyone for Mergoyle skulls whenever they dropped. He pretty much insisted that we give all our skulls to him since he needed them.
Each time one dropped he started his "plz plz plz plz plz give it to me" routine.

I mentioned that it was very easy to farm mergoyle skulls in Scoundrel's Rise and North Kryta if he was that deseparate to get them.

His reply?...... "I Can't!!! This is a pvp only character!!"

We were all laughing for the rest of the mission.

RiKio · Jul 14, 2008, 12:44 PM // 12:44

I was running a Deathly Arts Spiker Sin on Fort Aspenwood. I killed a monk, and he replied:

-Rikio u are cheating.

Too bad Shadow Prison now has a cooldown

Jaythen Tyradel · Jul 14, 2008, 03:26 PM // 15:26

Last week:

Random Warrior: *adds me to his group as soon as I enter the town*

Me (Dervish): ?? Yes?

RW: Do you have any swords for sale?

Me: (inspecting this warrior-LVL 14 and has Droks armor) Um, No I don't. Dervish don't use swords (usually from my experience).

RW: ... Well, they usually do or at least carry some on them. (kicks me from group).

I then watch him go from warrior to warrior and other chars with the same intent of looking for the random person to find himself a sword.

FuzzyDoom · Jul 14, 2008, 10:51 PM // 22:51

Reading all 30 pages FTW!

This was some good stuff...wish I could contribute.

Maria The Princess · Jul 15, 2008, 06:27 AM // 06:27

beat that!

a random PM while i was LFG in temple of ages

garethporlest18 · Jul 15, 2008, 06:52 AM // 06:52

Awesome you found someone with a foot fetish.

gogo65uk · Jul 15, 2008, 02:27 PM // 14:27

Funniest thing I ever saw was a guy/gal with R7 hero title looking for a group in eye of the north to cap ursan. But didn't think to get a screen shot.

*edited to correct grammar mistakes

Neo Nugget · Jul 15, 2008, 02:47 PM // 14:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Last Cruzader

Them: Can you powerlevel me, and give me free money?
Them: plz
Them: plz
Them: plz
Me: My account info is [email protected], and my pass is gullible123456789101112.
Them: I got you now!

He logs off after I set myself to offline.

lol that's awesome.
Once, i got a random PM, then another guildie got the same one. Forgot what it was it was so long ago.

Accursed · Jul 15, 2008, 03:29 PM // 15:29

In the guild hall glitch a while back, my friend and I ran Imperial Sanctum mission for money. In one of my last runs, a level 3 necromancer PMed me:
Him: Hey baby, you there? I'm in the mood for some cybering!
Me: ?
Him: OMG OMG OMG. W/c i didnt mean to say that to u!!!!111
Me: Lol it's ok.
____
I screenshotted it, but I got a new computer, so I lost it.

imnotyourmother · Jul 15, 2008, 04:24 PM // 16:24

I am Laughing my but off right now!!!

I just get the normal stuff. Like last night there was someone in presearing fort Ranik asking to buy black dye. I opened local chat and said Black dye is 6000-7000 gold in Ascalon City.
I get a Pm from this guy saying who are you?
I told him to F*** off and stop ripping people off. The nerve. to be a D*ck Wad and ripping new people off to the game is S**tty and I called him a D**b A*S
He said what you going to do. I said every time you spam you want to rip them off I will spam the correct price.

he left.
end of story.

dilan155 · Jul 15, 2008, 04:48 PM // 16:48

some good and very creepy stories you guys got here,and i read all 31 pages. keep it up guys